The very first thing is the clothing. The most important rule is, nothing can be worn but black, white, or dark colors such as purple, maroon, or green. Black electrical tape is another clothing necessity. The tape can be made into shirts, gloves, or can be used to fix the black buckle boots. For the total classic beauty of the night clothing, the Super Goth must have ruffled shirts, velvet, and lace. The black buckle boots are a must for the perfect finish to an outfit to die for. Metal and chains can't be worn with the lace or ruffles, but with other outfits they can be brought to a gothic paradise. Gloves are a must to a beauty of the night outfit. Fishnets can go oh so wonderfully with the vinyl or any other Super Goth fashions. The fishnets are necessary to any Super Goth's wardrobe.
The second step in becoming a Super Goth is to have the perfect physical appearance. The Most important in this is the bleach white skin. Bleach can be used so that no color but pure white is shown. The gleaming black hair helps the skin glow. The black hair must be done because any other color would be too happy. Super Goths must be corpse like skinny. They almost want the German concentration camp thin look to them. The nails must be perfectly shaped, long, and always painted black. Now the face: first they start with the white powder. This can go from the almost natural pale look to the stark white look. The second thing is the eyes and eyebrows. This must be done with black eyeliner, black eyeshadow, and nothing but black eyebrows. The lips must be done with either black or dark purple lipstick. Sometimes they can wear a dark burgundy shade on the lips. Under no condition can the make up be allowed to fade or bleed for this could be like sending them to heaven. Super Goths must always look and act depressed. The sunglasses must always be worn for lights of any kind outside of candlelight. Sunscreen must be worn even at night because, after all, the moonlight can burn their glowing skin.
The image is the last but most important step. The only group they hang out with is other Super Goths, for it helps the image. They must not be seen in the daylight, this could be devastating. When at a day job, they must hide behind the counter. The first reason for this is that it is daytime. This is a sin above all sins. The second reason is that one is in uniform without make up and Super Goth clothes. The could be worse than being stuck in a neon pink tutu. The only thing a Super Goth could sleep in is, of course, a coffin. Lids are optional if ones room is blocked from light completely, if not, the coffin must have a lid.
This is how one becomes a Super Goth. The rules of becoming a Super Goth are clothing, physical appearance, and image. These must be followed to a "T" or everything is lost and they are ruined. If they are ruined, they might as well go to the Gap. For if this happens, they would never die, their life would be filled with big fluffy bunnies and neon pink tutus, a life worse than being happy.