I Sing the Song of My Mistress
Kitten
My purrrrfect mistress, The lovely lady whose lap I will forever adorn.
My adulation, affinity, alacrity for you are true.
I live to scurry about your feet.
The thought of spending all night curled up beside you makes sleep near impossible.
My love for you is truly unbound.
Now, give me my catnip and turn off that god damn video camera.
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